Postscript – For Your Amusement (To laugh, perchance to cry)

“Carefully chosen and planned”       Not entirely! 

 

 “Each of our kitchens is custom-built to your individual needs, designed to make the most efficient use of space, incorporating your ideas and creative flair, to turn your dream into reality.”      Hardly! 

 

  “…our designers will work with you to create a beautiful, distinctive and imaginative kitchen layout without compromising more practical considerations such as storage and space.”     Not my experience.

 

 “So you're ensured of a completely professional and personal service at all times.”    Personal, maybe, professional, no, certainly not in terms of design.

 

“All of our staff, from designers to fitters, have all the up-to-date information they need to ensure any questions you ask are answered correctly and honestly, first time.”     Honestly?????

 

 “We employ only the best designers to ensure the style of kitchen you require works efficiently in the space you have available.”   If this is their best I would hate to see their worst!

 

 “To really personalise your Anglian kitchen simply choose from our wide range of stylish accessories and features such as plate and wire racks and smart little spice drawers. We have practical storage solutions too. Like cleverly concealed bins and hidden racks to ensure everything is neat and tidy yet always at hand.      It would have been nice to have seen the range and to have had a choice!